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IT’S TIME for another edition of ‘Shit Lip Syncing With Meg’..

IT’S TIME for another edition of ‘Shit Lip Syncing With Meg’! If you can guess the song I’ll send out the full video for free - this one is slightly easier than the last so good luck! 😂😂 Write your guesses in the comments below😁

Who’s up for another terrible lip sync guessing game from yo..

Who’s up for another terrible lip sync guessing game from yours truly?? My acting skills were on POINT in this next one 🤣

BTS pic of one of my Cybertease outfits 😛 hands up if you th..

BTS pic of one of my Cybertease outfits 😛 hands up if you think I should send out the video of me dancing in this outfit? 🙋‍♀️

Go check your DMs for my Cybertease oil pour! 😛

Thanks for your tips folks! As promised here’s the full vers..

Thanks for your tips folks! As promised here’s the full version of my Cybertease performance! Videos like this are VERY rare on my main feed so I hope you like it! I am performing as an 18th century coal miner. Coal miners were subject to terrible working conditions and weren’t protected by workers rights and as a result many were severely injured and even killed a lot of the time. They eventually unionised and...

If this post gets $120 I’ll post my full Cybertease performa..

If this post gets $120 I’ll post my full Cybertease performance on the main feed 😛

‘And those that were seen dancing were thought to be insane ..

‘And those that were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music’ - Frederick Nietzsche. If anyone can literally defy all the laws of nature with their lip reading abilities and guess what song I’m singing along to in this video I’ll send the full video as a PPV 😂 I’ll genuinely be impressed if anyone can - my drag makeup skills may be decent but my lip syncing leaves...

Shot some new content for y’all this evening! Coming next we..

Shot some new content for y’all this evening! Coming next week ☺️ In the meantime check your DMs for today’s photo+video set ❤️

Yoga with a frenchie.... 😂

'Nother video from the Dumbbells and Donuts archives! My Coa..

'Nother video from the Dumbbells and Donuts archives! My Coach knew all my tricks and wouldn't tell me how many reps I had left because he knew if it was a lot I would have half arsed it! :D

Video of me procrastinating my HIIT workout, which I NOW kno..

Video of me procrastinating my HIIT workout, which I NOW know stands for High Intensity Interval Training (ffs 2016 meg!) These were all clips that were supposed to be used for my Dumbbells and Donuts documentary which sadly never saw the light of day (if you want to find out why, listen to my podcast, 'Megartron Speaks', episode 'What Happened to the Dumbbells and Donuts Documentary'). I'm so hap...

Feeeeelin mmmmm’self on the yoga mat today 😂 I. NEED. GYMS. ..

Feeeeelin mmmmm’self on the yoga mat today 😂 I. NEED. GYMS. TO. REOPEN 🤦‍♀️

This. Is. INSANE. This is actually quite shocking to look at..

This. Is. INSANE. This is actually quite shocking to look at for me because at the time I thought I looked ‘strong’ (in reality I was falling asleep on the tube and could lift half the weight I could at my strongest). This was also pre boobs - I’m always shocked that more people don’t realise I’ve had a boob job - unfortunately boobs don’t just appear out of no where (....*imagines a world where boobs app...

AMAZing news folks! I will be performing at Cybertease 20.0 ..

AMAZing news folks! I will be performing at Cybertease 20.0 the reunion in July 🤗 I am so excited! I have an AMAZING video that I shot during my last performance during the group oil pour ☺️ Let me know if you want it! Xx

First proper leg day in FOREVER yesterday! I did some yoga t..

First proper leg day in FOREVER yesterday! I did some yoga targeting glutes and hips after so I’m in pain today but not CRAZY like I would be if I hadn’t stretched afterwards!!

Gonna start my workout any minute now.... annnnyyyyy minute...

Gonna start my workout any minute now.... annnnyyyyy minute.....

Would y’all like another stripclub style dance video from me..

Would y’all like another stripclub style dance video from me later, perhaps in some red leather? 😏

Sending all my subscribers who have their auto renew turned ..

Sending all my subscribers who have their auto renew turned on an extra PPV (w/nip slip) momentarily! Make sure you’ve got your auto-renew on to be sent it! 😘

Category is....pre-boob cyborg

Introducing... NOT yoga. Meg's ADHD-impaired attempt at foll..

Introducing... NOT yoga. Meg's ADHD-impaired attempt at following yoga instructions.. Aka not doing anything as instructed and making it up as she goes along :)

I can’t fucking wait to get back in the gym!!!

Finally getting time to do yoga again!

I haven't done a proper leg work out in so long! Who would b..

I haven't done a proper leg work out in so long! Who would be up for a full filmed leg work out next time?? I can't bloody wait!!

New PPV dance video will be arriving in your inboxes later t..

New PPV dance video will be arriving in your inboxes later today! I decided 2021 is also shitty so I’m throwing it back to the 19th century (...I think!)

FAILED SELF TAPE TUESDAY!I think I deserved a fucking Oscar ..

FAILED SELF TAPE TUESDAY!I think I deserved a fucking Oscar for the set up of this scene, but alas, I did not even get a call back... - I LIT THE INSIDE OF A DISHWASHER! The 'person' I am 'talking to' in the scene is just a recording of my own voice which I had to pre-record perfectly timed (including the 'knock at the door') honestly, sometimes I despair at how under-appreciated my talents ar...

More unsuccessful self tapes from the archives! This one fea..

More unsuccessful self tapes from the archives! This one featuring hair and an American accent, both of which have been improved vastly since this was shot!

Holy good god almighty! Do you prefer this look or the whole..

Holy good god almighty! Do you prefer this look or the whole lotta ass look that I am currently embodying? 😂

Shot my Rosie the Riveter set this evening complete with a s..

Shot my Rosie the Riveter set this evening complete with a squat video 💪😏 coming soon to your DMs! 🥰

I filmed videos whilst shooting the Mystic Meg set and the E..

I filmed videos whilst shooting the Mystic Meg set and the Emperor's New Clothes set :) Which do you want first??

Good evening y'all! I took yesterday off for international w..

Good evening y'all! I took yesterday off for international women's day and the Women's Strike but I'm back! Hope you all spent yesterday appreciating all women everywhere :) Good news: I kept at the WAP dance and captured my attempts :D I will be sending them as a PPV this evening and I'm hoping that the less clothing I'm wearing, the less you'll notice my lack of skill... right? ;)