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I think I hear something on the roof... π¦π¦π¦π
I think I hear something on the roof... π¦π¦π¦π
On the e1eventh day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youu..
On the e1eventh day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... ππ βοΈβοΈEleventh Day of Christmas Sale is over! But... ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! βοΈβοΈ 3leven pipers piping πΆ? Look, I donβt even know *one* piper. How you expect me to find 3leven for youβ¦?? I think your expectations are wildly out of control. Anyway, here are some videos of meβ¦ piping some pipe...
I was going to send this out to my rebillers only because yo..
I was going to send this out to my rebillers only because you know I love you guys, but it's Christmas πβ€οΈ! This is a BTS blooper of the new Christmas PPV that's landing in your messages tomorrow π¦. I swear I'm a professional. I swear I've used a dildo before. *Really.* π π€£
Going to let me slide down your chimney, babe? π₯
Going to let me slide down your chimney, babe? π₯
I know this isn't for everyone, but I don't care. I make a f..
I know this isn't for everyone, but I don't care. I make a fabulous drag king. ππ€
All I want for Christmas is... helping finding my shirt. It ..
All I want for Christmas is... helping finding my shirt. It has to be around here somewhere.π₯²
On the ninth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuu..
On the ninth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... ππ βοΈβοΈNinth Day of Christmas Sale is over! But... ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! βοΈβοΈ TAKE A DRINK EVERY TIME I ASK YOU TO OPEN A POST FOR VIDEO DESCRIPTIONS π·π·π· Nine ladies dancing? That sounds like a great time! But weβre kinda in a pandemic right now sooooo itβs just going to be me. Yes, I kno...
so... are you going to open your present or nah? π π
so... are you going to open your present or nah? π π
Today's "help Casey plan 2023" question is a little hard, bu..
Today's "help Casey plan 2023" question is a little hard, but I know you can do it βοΈ! You want me to make the best OnlyFans for you, right? What *don't* you like that I do? What's something you would change? How would you change it? I SWEAR TO FATHER CHRISTMAS π , IF YOU SAY "NOTHING, CASEY, YOU'RE THE BEST" I am going to hide all pictures of my butt for a WEEK. π± I will, ho...
On the seventh day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuu..
On the seventh day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... ππ βοΈβοΈSeventh Day of Christmas Sale is over! But... ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! βοΈβοΈ Honey, I gave up. There is *no* way that the Department of Fish and Wildlife is going to let me mail you seven swans, especially not after the Two Turtledoves Debacle of 2022 π. But all is not lost! I put together some...
πβ Holiday Announcement!! If you couldn't get in on my Chris..
πβ Holiday Announcement!! If you couldn't get in on my Christmas cookies, I have some news for you! πͺ **Good News:** The cookie-making video is available! (this picture is a screengrab from it! I'm a reindeer!!!! π¦π¦) π₯ **Bad News:** It's not on this site because OF doesn't appreciate my art. πͺ **Good News:** It's on www.yourpornstarnextdoor.com (The "Other Site") π...
I like it when glitter gets *everywhere.* π Except, you kno..
I like it when glitter gets *everywhere.* π Except, you know, THERE. Because that's a baaaad time.π
On the sixth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuu..
On the sixth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... ππ βοΈβοΈSixth Day of Christmas Sale is over! But... ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! βοΈβοΈ I bought six geese on eBay. The seller guaranteed theyβd lay eggs for you. (I know how you love your fresh omelets π³.) **THE SELLER LIED.** π€¬ Iβm going to give them a one-star review while you watch me, uh, laying? ...
It is too cold for this outfit, but at least I look good, ri..
It is too cold for this outfit, but at least I look good, right? RIGHT?! π€
On the fifth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuu..
On the fifth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... ππ βοΈβοΈFifth Day of Christmas Sale is over! But... ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! βοΈβοΈ *Five* gold rings? Who has time for that?! The promise of a gold ring is meant to be broken, especially with my cuck fans! This fifth day of Christmas is for you guys β€οΈ! This is a bundle of cheating wife/cuckold videos, ...
I heard you wanted to see my bear ass. π§Έπ₯ποΈ
I heard you wanted to see my bear ass. π§Έπ₯ποΈ
On the fourth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuu..
On the fourth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... ππ βοΈβοΈFourth Day of Christmas Sale is over! But...βοΈβοΈ ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! (Video descriptions in the post! OPEN IT!!!) I tried calling some birds for you, babe, but I called too many times and they blocked me and now might be suing me for harassment? (This is a βfour calling birdsβ joke and i...
HELP! I CANNOT SEND PPV. I AM **DISTRESSED** πππ If you want..
HELP! I CANNOT SEND PPV. I AM **DISTRESSED** πππ If you want this bundle, please tip ($25) on this post since I can't send out the bundle as a mass message like I usually do πππ. This bundle has *two of my favorite videos from 2022* in it and I will be very very sad if no one buys it. πππ (in case you missed it: πππ) **Anal 14 - Spain Butthole Tease** *(On sale from $10 --> $6...
Every time I put my fuzzy pink bear hoodie on, I want cuddle..
Every time I put my fuzzy pink bear hoodie on, I want cuddles and cookies. At the same time, please. ππͺπ
On the third day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuu..
On the third day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... ππ βοΈβοΈThird Day of Christmas Sale is over! But...βοΈβοΈ ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! (Video descriptions in the post! I promise!! I WOULD NOT LIE TO YOU.) Babe, Iβm sorry, but all three French hens have been extradited back to France. This is *not* how I saw our romantic Christmas going π. Anyway, screw ...
Still making plans for 2023 π! What do you like about my Onl..
Still making plans for 2023 π! What do you like about my OnlyFans? (ASIDE FROM ME, YOU BROWN-NOSER!! π€£π€£) What do you wish I did more of? Is there something I don't do here that you'd like to see? TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS. Thoughtful answers will get a treat in their messages. π
On the second day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuu..
On the second day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... πΆπ βοΈβοΈSecond Day of Christmas Sale is over! βοΈβοΈ But you can still buy the bundle in your messages! (Video descriptions in the post! And jokes! *VIDEO DESCRIPTIONS AND JOKES, CC DOES IT **ALL!**)* After a stern warning from the US Fish and Wildlife Department, I can no longer mail those two turtledoves you asked for π‘. (I k...
I went outside and it was... snowing? That's what's on my fa..
I went outside and it was... snowing? That's what's on my face, right? What else could it be?? π€
On the first day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuu..
On the first day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... ππ βοΈβοΈFirst Day of Christmas Sale is over! βοΈβοΈ But you can still buy the bundle in your messages! VIDEO DESCRIPTIONS ARE IN THE POST. OPEN THE POST. YOU LOVE OPENING POSTS. EVERYONE LOVES LONG-ASS POSTS. Well, I wanted to give you a partridge in a pear tree but OnlyFans was like, CC, you can't do that π‘ and I was like, ...
Less a poll, more an open-ended question as I plan out 2023 ..
Less a poll, more an open-ended question as I plan out 2023 π₯°!! Who are your favorite creators on OF and why? (Don't name me!! That doesn't help! I'm trying to figure out what I can do to make my OF even better! Give me the sexy goods! β€οΈβ€οΈ)
How would you melt my icy heart? π
How would you melt my icy heart? π
Get cozy with me today? I need a snuggle. π€β€οΈ
Get cozy with me today? I need a snuggle. π€β€οΈ
I'm a sucker for black, aren't you? π€
I'm a sucker for black, aren't you? π€
Are we getting freaky tonight or nah?
Are we getting freaky tonight or nah?
Throwback Thursday! I have nothing clever to say here. Uh, m..
Throwback Thursday! I have nothing clever to say here. Uh, my hair is long? How about them Dodgers? ππ
