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Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.
Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.
I talk about you like you put stars in the sky.
I talk about you like you put stars in the sky.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other ..
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you ar..
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you are the world.
If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens ne..
If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ru..
You can’t ruin friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
Who is having more fun?
Who is having more fun?
The main thing to remember is that making love is at once th..
The main thing to remember is that making love is at once the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform.
My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words c..
My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can.
I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.
I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours.
Love is for the soul and sex is for the body. Both cry out f..
Love is for the soul and sex is for the body. Both cry out for satisfaction.
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having s..
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
Break her bed, not her heart.
Break her bed, not her heart.
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t gettin..
Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
Naked cuddles are the best cuddles.
Naked cuddles are the best cuddles.
Sex pretty much cures everything.
Sex pretty much cures everything.
Sex is like money; only too much is enough.
Sex is like money; only too much is enough.
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier i..
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but the..
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy. Among women, i..
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy. Among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
Morning sex… Proven to be more effective than coffee…
Morning sex… Proven to be more effective than coffee…
Let’s do some “we shouldn’t be doing this” things.
Let’s do some “we shouldn’t be doing this” things.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and ca..
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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Let’s makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then l..
Let’s makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then let’s have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.
I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely ..
I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell.
If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to ma..
If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it!




























