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I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says..
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange s..
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea Report
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you ..
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?” Dude 2: “Brochure”
How do you console an English teacher? There, their, they’r..
How do you console an English teacher? There, their, they’re
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Where do rainbows go when they’re bad? Prism. It’s a light ..
Where do rainbows go when they’re bad? Prism. It’s a light sentence
The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our ..
The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews. We only have one star.
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Do you know my favourite d&d class so far?
Do you know my favourite d&d class so far?
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I wa..
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like, well dam.
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom! ..
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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Rom..
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.
Boss: How good are you at Power Point? Me: I Excel at it ..
Boss: How good are you at Power Point? Me: I Excel at it Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word
What did the oil say to the vinegar at the salad bar? Lettu..
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What did the bum say after a long day? “I’m wiped!”
What did the bum say after a long day? “I’m wiped!”
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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I came a lot Thank you 💋 ht..
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Did you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he..
Did you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he made? He was Sb.
Did you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he..
Did you hear about the chemist who gave away every dollar he made? He was Sb.
How does Satan like his pasta? Al Dante.
How does Satan like his pasta? Al Dante.
Did you hear about the camouflage store that doesn’t accept ..
Did you hear about the camouflage store that doesn’t accept credit cards? Their patterns are in-visa-ble!
What’d the conductor say when she found her missing music? S..
What’d the conductor say when she found her missing music? SCORE!
"Doctor, help! I’m shrinking!” “Take this and you’ll be ba..
"Doctor, help! I’m shrinking!” “Take this and you’ll be back to normal in a few weeks. Until then, you’ll just have to be a little patient."
Two amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window..
Two amphibians were croaking at each other outside my window. It was Toadally ribbeting!
Did you hear about the man who left his fortune to the San A..
Did you hear about the man who left his fortune to the San Andreas nature preserve? He was generous to a fault.
Where do pagans shop to prepare for rituals? Rite aid!
Where do pagans shop to prepare for rituals? Rite aid!
