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Why did the monk refuse novocaine when he had his tooth pull..
Why did the monk refuse novocaine when he had his tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming
I quit my job at the donut factory. I was fed up with the ho..
I quit my job at the donut factory. I was fed up with the hole business.
Hi, it's me. 🖤
Hi, it's me. 🖤
1. You are very productive and take on every possible task a..
1. You are very productive and take on every possible task and opportunity to perform your best. You may onload more than you can handle. 2. You progress to the next stage when you gradually start noticing that some days are more stressful than others. You lack time for personal needs, and you start taking much less time for yourself 3. Frequent high-stress levels causes chronic stress. As a result, your problem-...
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Why did the gamer need glasses? Because they had bad resolu..
Why did the gamer need glasses? Because they had bad resolution.
Why did the bathtub go to college? It wanted to get a ‘degre..
Why did the bathtub go to college? It wanted to get a ‘degree’ in cleanliness.
You’ve got to apply your-elf.
You’ve got to apply your-elf.
What does Scooby Doo's horse say? Daph-neeeeigh
What does Scooby Doo's horse say? Daph-neeeeigh
Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the ..
Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
What is my ***favourite*** movie of all time? 🤔
What is my ***favourite*** movie of all time? 🤔
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Oops, I elfed up. 🙊🙈
Oops, I elfed up. 🙊🙈
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom! ..
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What does C.S. Lewis keep in his wardrobe? Narnia business..
What does C.S. Lewis keep in his wardrobe? Narnia business.
I suffer from kleptomania. But I take something for it.
I suffer from kleptomania. But I take something for it.
I put all my cash into an origami business. It folded.
I put all my cash into an origami business. It folded.
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I’m afraid of negative numbers. I’ll stop at nothing to avoi..
I’m afraid of negative numbers. I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Don't forget to look after your mental health!
Don't forget to look after your mental health!
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Someone stole the police station’s toilets. They have noth..
Someone stole the police station’s toilets. They have nothing to go on.
Why did the lizard say he named his baby “Tiny?” Because he’..
Why did the lizard say he named his baby “Tiny?” Because he’s my newt.
Please don’t make my funeral too early. I’m not really a mou..
Please don’t make my funeral too early. I’m not really a mourning person.
What’s the best time on a clock? 6:30, hands down.
What’s the best time on a clock? 6:30, hands down.
Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his potio..
Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his potion pot and his best friend? They’re both cauld ron.
Why can’t you run through a campground? You can only ran, be..
Why can’t you run through a campground? You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
