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What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologi..
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
Call me a camper, because I will always surprise you from be..
Call me a camper, because I will always surprise you from behind.
How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not ..
How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.
Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me..
Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.
I'll set your kingdom ablaze. 🔥
I'll set your kingdom ablaze. 🔥
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be..
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
I would share a paopu fruit with you.
I would share a paopu fruit with you.
Babe, I will always have enough ammo for you.
Babe, I will always have enough ammo for you.
The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..
The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the sam..
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? "No, I don't think they'll fit..
Dad, can you put my shoes on? "No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Souls aren’t the only thing I suck.
Souls aren’t the only thing I suck.
I wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
I wont forget you as easily as Sora forgets Kairi for Riku.
Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
What do you call an expert fisherman? A master baiter.
What do you call an expert fisherman? A master baiter.
Are you a flash grenade? Because you are stunning!
Are you a flash grenade? Because you are stunning!
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept thr..
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Boy, are you sure you’re a muggle because that ass is magica..
Boy, are you sure you’re a muggle because that ass is magical!
Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
What did one hat say to the other? "Stay here! I'm going on ..
What did one hat say to the other? "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."
I can unlock your Wonderland.
I can unlock your Wonderland.
Do you have what it takes to assist the spirit of Valdar to ..
Do you have what it takes to assist the spirit of Valdar to defeat Hevnoraak? Look deep into your psyche for whether you can answer my most *epic* question: TRUTH or DARE? The Kingdom of Valthume depends on it! ⚔️ ***Tip $10 to start this side quest, you only get one chance at glory!*** ⚔️
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I ..
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
What's your favorite Pokemon move? Mine is LICK.
Babe, I don't need no scope to land some hits on you. 😉
Babe, I don't need no scope to land some hits on you. 😉
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tire..
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
