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A wise man once said... Nothing, he only listened.
A wise man once said... Nothing, he only listened.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top pr..
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I've got my ion you, baby!
I've got my ion you, baby!
A day without sunshine is like, well, night
A day without sunshine is like, well, night
I like jokes but i like hu mor.
I like jokes but i like hu mor.
It’s been a while. Go check your DMs.
It’s been a while. Go check your DMs.
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you ..
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive..
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it ..
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me
What is the sound of no-hands texting?
What is the sound of no-hands texting?
What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away.
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly redu..
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.
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I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled..
I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Thing..
The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I..
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
an Emma a day keeps the blue balls away
an Emma a day keeps the blue balls away
Care to sample my wares?
Care to sample my wares?
Read between the lines 😜
Read between the lines 😜
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Tried putting in a new glass window yesterday, It was a real..
Tried putting in a new glass window yesterday, It was a real pane.
Could you make me weak at the knees
Could you make me weak at the knees
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If I was a book would you check me out?
If I was a book would you check me out?
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Not the most comfortable gaming attire, not enough jogging B..
Not the most comfortable gaming attire, not enough jogging Bottoms
Peek a boo(ty)
Peek a boo(ty)
What do you call a guy with a small penis? Just-in
What do you call a guy with a small penis? Just-in
What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?..
What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself? A tearjerker
