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Sometimes I think I look really happy but then I see my face..
Sometimes I think I look really happy but then I see my face and it did not get the memo
Now you'll behave
Now you'll behave
Let's solve the mystery of the disappearing sausage
Let's solve the mystery of the disappearing sausage
Would you worship me?
Would you worship me?
I reckon I'd make a solid gorgon
I reckon I'd make a solid gorgon
When you collapse into the bed at the end of the day
When you collapse into the bed at the end of the day
Might break out this green set again, I'm terrible for shoot..
Might break out this green set again, I'm terrible for shooting in a set then never wearing it again
I had a break from elden ring after I lost 11k runes falling..
I had a break from elden ring after I lost 11k runes falling of a building and fell off again trying to get them back 🙃
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as..
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
Masturbation always leads to sex. It's a gateway tug.
Masturbation always leads to sex. It's a gateway tug.
How do you make a pool table laugh? You reach into its pocke..
How do you make a pool table laugh? You reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.
What colour should I paint my piggies?
What colour should I paint my piggies?
Let's play together
Let's play together
She gave me an Australian kiss. It's the same as a French ki..
She gave me an Australian kiss. It's the same as a French kiss, but down under.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
What do women and police cars have in common? They both make..
What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.
Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.
Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up... If you're no..
Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up... If you're not in prison.
Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just o..
Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?
Women are like swimming pools – they cost a great deal of mo..
Women are like swimming pools – they cost a great deal of money to maintain, considering the time you spend inside.
Was your ass forged by Sauron because it is precious!
Was your ass forged by Sauron because it is precious!
Word of the day is Legs. Now go spread the word
Word of the day is Legs. Now go spread the word
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and s..
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Are you a detective? I have some undercover work for you.
Are you a detective? I have some undercover work for you.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? O..
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
Never trust atoms; they make up everything.
Never trust atoms; they make up everything.
I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Good..
I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
#### You never know where to look when eating a banana
#### You never know where to look when eating a banana
I? I Am A Monument To All Your Sins.
I? I Am A Monument To All Your Sins.
