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I’ve written a song about tortillas. Actually, it’s more of ..
I’ve written a song about tortillas. Actually, it’s more of a rap.
Did you hear about the pessimist who hates German sausage? H..
Did you hear about the pessimist who hates German sausage? He always fears the Wurst.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit m..
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I g..
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but touca..
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play at that game.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but the..
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his frie..
I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends. He was too clothes minded.
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I got a side quest for ya
I got a side quest for ya
⚔️ ***TIME TO RAID MY DUNGEON*** **Possible loot drops inclu..
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***Useless Fact Of The Day:*** Honey is the only food that ..
***Useless Fact Of The Day:*** Honey is the only food that does **NOT** spoil.
I wonder what the Fatui will do about Scaramouche leaving. ..
I wonder what the Fatui will do about Scaramouche leaving. He left quite a big hat to fill.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave ..
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
***Useless Fact of the Day:*** **The average adult spends m..
***Useless Fact of the Day:*** **The average adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising.**
This morning my alarm went off. I thought it’s sell-by date ..
This morning my alarm went off. I thought it’s sell-by date was tomorrow…
Art thou maidenless? #ai art
Art thou maidenless? #ai art
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer ..
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The ..
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coluoring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave bro..
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is abou..
I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Semina..
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited..
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited..
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter... How d..
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter... How dairy 😫
